The Mediator
Omaha, Nebraska, July 18, 1919
The Tangled Web by Lottie W. Simmons
Aunt Betty was a good neighbor, a good cook and a good hand to look after the 17-year old niece intrusted to her care – a pretty little miss with a too large appetite for ice cream sodas and the admiring glances of tall young soldiers.
When bake-a-pie day rolled around it fell to Elizabeth to wrap up the extra half-dozen delicious ones Aunt Betty baked and generously set aside for the soldiers. Right under the crust of the most tempting pie of all she surreptitisously tucked a small strip of paper with the words: “If you like this pie call at 22 Bowdoin street Saturday evening for another.” Aunt Betty always baked on Saturday and spent the evening at the Red Cross rooms, leaving Elizabeth alone to keep house.
It was a most delicious pie, so thought Lieut. John H-, as he tucked Elizabeth’s note inside his pocket. It was Saturday evening before he thought of it again, at just about the same time that Elizabeth was fluffing her hair and wondering if her scheme for a little fun would bring any results.
When the bell rang Elizabeth flew to the door, a sweet little pink-faced vision in blue. Lieutenant H- was rather taken aback, but Elizabeth was equal to the occasion. “Oh, good evening,” she trilled. “So you are the one that got my note, and you want another pie? Well, come right in – I have one for you – so glad you liked it.” John H- was by this time thoroughly enjoying the most unusual situation. In a prett room with a pretty girl, tying up an extremely tempting-looking pie, all for him- well, the fates were kind, thought he. “I must compliment you on your skill as a pie-maker, Miss -,” hesitating to learn her name. Elizabeth looked blank for a second; then “F-,” she added glibly. “Elizabeth F-; and now who is going to accept this pie?” Elizabeth thrilled a little when she learned his name and his rank, and quite suddenly decided that he was very, very goodlooking. They chatted pleasantly for a few moments, after which Lieutenant H- very properly took his leave. “You may have another pie next Saturday evening – if you care to call for it,” Elizabeth said coyly at the door, which invitation was most heartily accepted by the tall lieutenant.
The next morning Aunt Betty discovered that she was a pie short.
“Sakes alive! you didn’t eat a whole pie last night, did you, Elizabeth?” she asked. “Mercy. no! Aunt Betty. Someone called at the door last night and I gave one away.”
Aunt Betty had just placed the pieboard on the table when the telephone rang insistently. Elizabeth flew to answer it. “Oh, it’s for you,” she called. “Lizzie B- is sick and they want you to come right over.” “Mercy,” exclaimed Aunt Betty, “and my baking just begun! Well, I must go, that’s plain. You might make that sponge cake. Keep the fire, and don’t let the beans burn.”
Elizabeth gazed in dismay at Aunt Betty’s figure hurrying down the walk. That meant no pie for Lieutenant H- that night. Oh, if only she could bake one! Whatever had possessed her to let him believe she could- why hadn’t she explained? What would he think of her? Disconsolately she mixed the sponge cake, but was too wise to attempt the pie. Suppertime came, and no Aunt Betty. She telephoned instead saying that she would be home early in the evening. Elizabeth was in despair. Of course auntie wold come while Lieutenant H- was there! What should she do? It was not the radiant Elizabeth of the week before who answered Lieutenant H-‘s ring at the bell, but a very sober little girl in a plain white dress. Hardly was he seated before Aunt Betty bustled in. Elizabeth introduced them the best she could, and Aunt Betty’s frown vanished before the frank smile and cordial handshake of the engaging young soldier. “If your niece will make such delicious pies,” he began when the formalities were over. “Bless my soul,” interrupted Aunt Betty, “did you bake pies today, Elizabeth? You never made pies before in your life-” Looks on the two faces before her stopped her. “Oh, Mr. H- Oh, Aunt Betty,” stammered Elizabeth; then realizing that she must either laugh or cry she began to laugh which was the best thing she could do. She explained everything to her listeners as gracefully as she could, ending with “I don’t think I am a natural-born deceiver- really; still I don’t know why I fooled you both so. Please forgive me.” John H- laughed good-naturedly, seeming neither shocked nor offended, much to Elizabeth’s relief. Aunt Betty, too, was kind as of course she would be. “You surely did weave a ‘tangled web,’ as the poet says, Elizabeth,” she said with a laugh. “There isn’t any pie for you Mr. H- tonight, but you might bring on your sponge cake- I suppose you made one? And if he will come over to dinner next Sunday there will be pie to grace our table no doubt.”
Lieut. H- was a frequent and welcome guest at the F- home after that. “I wonder which he likes the best,” mused Elizabeth one night, “Aunt Betty’s pies, or me”; but something in his eyes as they met hers across the supper table convinced her that he would still come if Aunt Betty never placed another pie before him; also that it was high time that she was learning how to bake pies herself.
(Copyright 1919 by the McClure Newspaper syndicate.)